Blog host as Bat Masterson and unknown saloon girl, who bears a striking resemblance to Agent Scully. If it is Agent Scully, then she has most likely gone through some sort of time portal to research the secrets of blog host's fabled "Bear Power." Blog host has told us that this photo was taken in the 80s; due to blog host's great age, we are unsure if it is the 1880s or 1980s.

Blog host as Col. Henry: most likely writing a letter to Confederate General Thomas "Stonewall" Jackson, complaining about the condition of the troops. It appears he started his kvetching career early in life.